Falsies

The fake nails are oh so fancy and really quite a lot of fun, with the putting on of the necklaces and the playful scratching and whatnot. But theoretically, one of those falsies could jump ship right next to an oddly attractive guy and he might pretend not to notice but it would be so weird and awkward that a stupid joke about the rogue nail would be absolutely necessary until actually executed, at which time it would just be more weird and awkward. And then the putting on of the necklaces and the playful scratching and whatnot might feel like a practical joke orchestrated by the remaining nine falsies. Theoretically.