There is nothing quite like...

...hiking your boobs up to your chin, donning the sluttiest lipstick Mabeline has ever dared to produce, trooping down to the county fair with a gaggle of women you share a blood line with, having a few cocktails, and trying to set your mom up with a man who you don't realize: a) is the father of a guy you dated in high school, b) is very happily married (married men - PLEASE wear your damn ring), and c) thinks that YOU are hitting on him. Really. Nothing like it.